Dear Custodial Parent who left a message for Noncustodial Parent on Sunday night:
You called the wrong number. Maybe you didn’t listen to the greeting, or maybe I sound a lot like your ex’s new girlfriend. I don’t know.
What I do know is that you are going out of town for a week and your kid needs to be picked up with his clothes packed and ready to go.
I’d call you back to let you know there’s been a mistake but your callback number says “Private.” Unfortunately, your private matter made it to my voicemail box.
This is awkward. It will be more awkward when you talk to your ex and check your phone log and realize what happened. In that case, no need to call me back and explain. I’m okay. I’ve heard enough. I’m going to go hug my husband now. Hope everything works out for you.